Engine Cranking Fluorescent Light Retrofit

Remember those fluorescent lights where you had to hold down the button to make them start? Retrofit these with a sound effect generator so when you are holding them in the start position it sounds like you are cranking an engine. If you let go on time and the light goes on, you hear it sound just like a car starting and a 'vroom' and then a fade out. If you don't manage to get the light to light it would just turn over with no 'vroom'. If the light is already on, or you hold down the start button too long, you would hear the sound of grinding metal.