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Our homes are tempting for many “pests”. Generally
talking insects here, but for inclusivity, this applies to
other animals too.
It’s too easy to spread “ant-nest-powder” in your
kitchen,
vaguely knowing that a few scout ants will pick up the
grains and carry them back to the nest, where
they will
slowly poison the entire ant-civilisation.
No. If you’re going to kill 10,000 ants just so you don’t
find
them in your sugar, you’ll have to share their suffering.
So this carton of ant-killer is packaged with a DVD that
tells the whole horrible story from an ant’s point of view.
A new world, a new society, full of hope. A young scout
who goes out to find food to support his loved ones...
and
returns with plenty. But then...
After verifiably watching the film to the end, you’re
given
a code to unlock the toxic insecticide. If you can still
bear
to use it.
Or marching
https://www.youtube...watch?v=GhswH1bLMy8
[blissmiss, Oct 02 2019]
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We will pay extra if the toxin is slow-acting and causes maximum suffering. |
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Wait. You have talking INSECTS where you live? For fuxake
don't kill them - call a news team. |
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There must be something in the poisons cupboard to give ants a humane, far out trip, past death's event horizon. And really mess with reincarnation. |
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