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Embarrasing Section Of Pharmacy

Looking for condoms? They're in the room behind the beaded curtain under the red light.
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Have all the embarrasing products one might buy at a pharmacy in a back room marked by a red light with a beaded curtain across the entrance.

Back when they had video rental stores, the pornographic section in the back of the store was so marked.

So if you're in need of embarrasing stuff like hemorrhoid cream, boner pills or flatulence medicine, perhaps all three, put on your overcoat, pull up the collar, don your dark sunglasses and a wide brim hat and come on in.

Keep in mind though, an electronic sensor would announce your entrance by playing a lound recording of a wolf whistle to let the rest of the store know "Hey, somebody's got a disgusting problem over here!"

doctorremulac3, Apr 30 2018

This plays when you enter. https://www.youtube...watch?v=SF2SA6uRhKw
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       Honestly, I'm just looking for Athlete's foot spray!
RayfordSteele, Apr 30 2018
  

       //and a wide brim hat   

       Ok, ok I won't mention the hat...   

       Anyway, what you really need is to crank up the wormhole and zoom off to South East Asia.   

       At the pharmacy, the only paperwork required is banknotes.   

       If you have bought so much 'foot spray' ahem, that you can't carry it all, they will help you to door and (most likely) flag a taxi for you.
not_morrison_rm, May 01 2018
  

       My feet aren't that big. My hands, however, are yuge...
RayfordSteele, May 01 2018
  
      
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