Embarrasing Section Of Pharmacy

Have all the embarrasing products one might buy at a pharmacy in a back room marked by a red light with a beaded curtain across the entrance.

Back when they had video rental stores, the pornographic section in the back of the store was so marked.

So if you're in need of embarrasing stuff like hemorrhoid cream, boner pills or flatulence medicine, perhaps all three, put on your overcoat, pull up the collar, don your dark sunglasses and a wide brim hat and come on in.

Keep in mind though, an electronic sensor would announce your entrance by playing a lound recording of a wolf whistle to let the rest of the store know "Hey, somebody's got a disgusting problem over here!"