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Looks like a bog-standard wig, but actually has a small socket on the inner 'scalp'. Connect your handheld control device to the socket, and cunningly feed the thin wire through the most comfortable part of your body down to your pocket. Now it's ready for action!
Shocked? Surprised? Push that button!
A wave of electrical energy shoots up to the wig, making all your new hair stick up at once. Push the button twice in a row, and the current is logarithmically doubled, sending your toupee hundreds of feet into the air.
Amazing! You just expressed your horror at the push of a button!
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Sounds like a scared cat on a bald spot. |
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Nice image. Can't it run on batteries, though? |
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Great for All Hallows Eve, Kids birthday parties and mid-morning production strategy meetings. |
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[snarfyguy], I'm pretty sure it can. |
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You could modulate the current to make your hair ripple as if walking into a fierce wind, people around you would fall over as they compensated for a force that wasn't there...perhaps. |
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I would pay good money to see Dr Curry with this on. |
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I'll put an auction on eBay... |
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