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For someone who is handicapped, or paraplegic, or who broke one or both hands, zippers might be difficult. Enter the electro-magnetic zipper.
When no current is passed, the two halves attract and keep the fly closed.
When it is time to do your business, you press a button hidden somewhere, not
easily accidentally pressed. Maybe in your shoe, or attached to your waist so you can press it with your elbow. A current is applied, and the zipper halves repel, or at least stop attracting.
A timer could be added to only add the current for a certain amount of time (30 seconds). Each button press would extend that time. Press and hold for 3 seconds to leave the current on until the button is pressed again.
Not much current is needed.
Could also be applied to other pieces of clothing: hospital gowns (no more butt hanging out), jackets, belts.
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You know that curious sensation when the tip of your foreskin is caught between the zipper? Did you solve that problem too or did you only make it worse? |
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People might be able to hack this by creating a remote device to send an "unzip all" to some else's clothing ... |
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could you expand on the way the zipper attraction is mediated? Magnetism? Will random cutlery attach itself to my zipper? |
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//Will random cutlery attach itself to my zipper?//
Not to mention exotic piercings..... |
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