Edible Communion cup

We are one body because we all share in one blood. Well that's a fine idea but let's face it, sharing a cup with a bunch of strangers is pretty grim. Have you seen the kind of people they let into churches these days? At least Jesus only had to share with twelve others and by all accounts they had pretty high standards of cleanliness (mutual feet washing etc.). These days a bit of research might reveal that Holy Communion, despite its divine ordination, is in fact a significant disease vector. Some churches tackle ths problem by dealing out a little toy-sized glass to each parishioner. This fixes the hygeine issue but somewhat detracts from the whole Communion thing and creates loads of washing-up.

This idea solves these problems and also streamlines the whole process. The cup is made from transparent sugar-glass and is entirely edible. It is perforated into bite-size pieces which spiral around the vessel from top to bottom rather like petals on an artichoke. Upon receiving the vessel the worshipper lifts the cup to his lips, imbibes a good swig from the top-most exposed petal, and then bites, the petal shearing neatly off along the fault line. Clearly the cup should also be somewhat bread-flavoured. Amen.