Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Edible Chastity Belt

 Deterrent Looks Impenetrable But Rewards Await!
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Because theres no reason Chastity can't be Tasty and Delicious. It will also burnish a Bold Rascal's reputation if word gets around that he actually chewed his way through a Chastity Belt to get at a Fair Maiden's "Goods."
—Grogster, May 02 2020

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       Wait up, I'll just put in my false teeth.
—wjt, May 03 2020
   

       If I were less earthy I would not celebrate the category.
—Voice, May 03 2020
   

       excuse me, but can't she snack on her own chastity belt?
—po, May 03 2020
   

       [po]; that would depend on her flexibility...
—neutrinos_shadow, May 03 2020
   

       Ewww, you guys are downright crass. Love it.
—blissmiss, May 03 2020
   

       [blissmiss]; my mind would need to go UP to get in the gutter...
—neutrinos_shadow, May 04 2020
   

       [ns] if it's edible presumably you can break pieces off.
—po, May 04 2020
   

       Ahhh, po, don't encourage this madness.
—blissmiss, May 04 2020
   

       //theres no reason Chastity can't be Tasty and Delicious// - [marked-for-tagline]
—wagster, May 04 2020
   


 

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