Eariscompettero & eariscompat

This multifunction garment keeps you warm, enables easy conversation between tall people and short people, and looks damn stylish to boot.

The eariscompettero is a bolero style garment, in the form of a heavy fabric disc with a hole in the centre. A tall person puts their head through the hole, and the edges fall to hand/waist level.

Earpieces are attached to the collar, which come up and insert into the wearer’s ears. These are connected by tapering tubes down to a ring of 4”diameter trumpet bells which form a decorative fringe at the bottom of the garment.

Whenever anyone short speaks to the wearer, the sound goes into the trumpet bell and is carried to their ears.

But how will the short person hear the response, I almost didn't hear you say? Well, they will be wearing the eariscompat, which is the matching hat. This consists of a radial array of trumpet bells mounted atop a tall pointed hat. They similarly feed down into earpieces. Anyone wearing this will clearly hear tall people speaking to them.

Penquin, I said, not penguin!