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Yesterday I noticed a man with extraordinarily hairy
ears. Curious as to the prevalence of the phenomenon, I
Googled the condition and found the world record for ear
hair length is some 18.1cm (7.25in).
Obviously, there is a worldwide association of ear hair
wearers, though it's not something
that has taken off in
polite culture.
UBCo's Wig, Toupee & Merkin Division has developed a
range of Earwigs for those who wish to be able to display
carefully styled and plaited Ear Hair here and there, but
can't quite match the Haircurlean feats of the auricularly
hirsute.
Styles range from the EarDreads to the Princess Leia.
Order today and we'll throw in a free styling wand and a
crimping iron.
Current World Record Holder - Anthony Victor
http://www.virginme...g-bodies.php?ssid=9
[UnaBubba, May 03 2012]
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Whatcha got cooking for nasal hair? Nostril ponytails?
Ewwwwww... |
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No, [bigs], I just saw an old man with hair about 4
inches long sprouting from his ears, when I was
buying a coffee yesterday, and wondered if he's ever
tried plaiting the hair to make it look neater. |
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As for puns... my mind runs on the bloody things...
I'm an incorrigible punster and don't need any more
incorridgment. |
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Nostril ponytail fastener, [blissy]. ;) |
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Try to be nice after posting that link, just try.
(Geesh, the man looks so damn pleased with himself,
like it's a good thing.) |
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In India, anything that different could make you an
overnight guru and therefore worthy of great wealth
and public adulation. |
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I'm going there in a few weeks. Maybe I should fashion up and wear a "I'm a Halfbaker" badge and then lapup the great wealth and public adoration. |
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Good luck with that. Try not to end up being told
you need extra permits for travel and visiting the
sights. It's the current scam in India... not too
aggressive, but they'll skin you for $400-500 before
you realise it's dodgy. |
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but that's only for people who wear the HB badges, so wear it upside down and tell them it's a Peruvian lucky charm... |
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