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Dusty
Dusty the stop smoking mascot. | |
Dusty is the name of this replica head which is a bobble-head and a jack-in-a-box combined, explains the tag tied around the neck with strings. Don't choke dusty, it exclaims! Dusty contains a package of cigarettes, a quantity of dust*, and book of matches. When the lid is turned to get the cigarettes
and matches, a spring wound churning plate in the lid instantly launches the dust and strikes the matches. Be quick before ol' Dusty smokes them all before you.
*<O(DUST)
Ol Dusty says otherwise
http://wave.webaim....FDusty%231418067403 [rcarty, Dec 08 2014]
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Well, at leas this isn't in product: cigarette: joke. |
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This is actually an idea for a self contained sign rather than a regulatory system of sign signifying mass disciplinarians. This way Dusty makes the rules, and breaks the rules at the same time. |
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How about a larger one for dieters that starts a food fight
when the dieter reaches for the bon-bon? Think of all the
exercise they would get throwing stuff around. |
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Dusty Springfield would be 75 right about now. |
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Ask him about tobacco dust. |
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