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Thats Wascally-Wabbit-Tape to you [Bub] |
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Sounds like pipe tape to me. |
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And as the duck slowly sinks into the puddle of water on the
bathroom floor we say so long to another boned idea. |
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'kin 'ell - waterproof tape!! wot'll those kerrraaaayyzeeee boffins think of next? |
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Ooh! Ooh! I know!!! What if you put some glue, little rubber patches and some other weird stuff like chalk and a funny scrapy thing that I can't figure out into a little box, then you could fix stuff like this without resorting to greasy duck wing oddness. |
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Don't you watch TV? They already have this sort of thing, although I believe it's a type of putty that sticks to wet surfaces. Seals leaks in hoses, pipes, waterheaters and is a permenant solution for inconstancy. Only $19.95, and if you order right now, we'll double your order FREE. |
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And we'll throw in a totally free-of-charge gratis and at no cost, 100% green Plastic-effect style applicationisationiser, with built-in integral Handlygripalator so you can, errrrrrm, hold it, errrm, properly. |
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I like the name --- but it is baked... |
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Drip drip drip drip Quack. Excuse me I hear a client coming. |
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"two sticks of mighty putty.... $19.99!"
"double offer! four sticks.....$19.99"
"Eight sticks!!!!!! $19.99!!! thats a QUADROUPLE
OFFER!!!"
ha. ha ha. |
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Duck tape already exists - possibly 'duct tape' is a derivative. |
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So you might want to change the name. |
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oops. I meant six sticks of mighty putty. For a triple
offer. For $19.99. |
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....I miss Billy Mays. The world is much duller without
oxy-clean commercials. I used to call him the "oxy-
moron" |
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