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DucK-Tape

 It's waterproof to stop those hose leaks fast
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Garden hose leaking, a few wraps of Waterproof Duck-Tape will take care of it. Don't confuse it with duct tape, it's made of cloth and won't stop that leak. DucK-Tape is treated with duck oil, the stuff that keeps duck wings nice and dry and flying high.
—theGem, Oct 27 2008

http://www.emergenc...es.com/ducktape.jpg [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 27 2008]

Like this? http://www.plumbing....com/repairkit.html
[Voice, Oct 28 2008]

"Mighty putty" http://www.youtube....watch?v=nkuReA-AGa8
[ultra-toaster 3000, Oct 13 2009]

Duck products (all of them tape) http://duckproducts...asp?CatID=1&SubID=1
many colours available. [Loris, Oct 13 2009]

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       That’s Wascally-Wabbit-Tape to you [Bub]
—theGem, Oct 27 2008
   

       Sounds like pipe tape to me.
—Spacecoyote, Oct 27 2008
   

       And as the duck slowly sinks into the puddle of water on the bathroom floor we say so long to another boned idea.
—theGem, Oct 28 2008
   

       'kin 'ell - waterproof tape!! wot'll those kerrraaaayyzeeee boffins think of next?   

       Ooh! Ooh! I know!!! What if you put some glue, little rubber patches and some other weird stuff like chalk and a funny scrapy thing that I can't figure out into a little box, then you could fix stuff like this without resorting to greasy duck wing oddness.
—Murdoch, Oct 29 2008
   

       Don't you watch TV? They already have this sort of thing, although I believe it's a type of putty that sticks to wet surfaces. Seals leaks in hoses, pipes, waterheaters and is a permenant solution for inconstancy. Only $19.95, and if you order right now, we'll double your order FREE.
—MauiChuck, Oct 31 2008
   

       And we'll throw in a totally free-of-charge gratis and at no cost, 100% green Plastic-effect style applicationisationiser, with built-in integral Handlygripalator so you can, errrrrrm, hold it, errrm, properly.
—Murdoch, Oct 31 2008
   

       I like the name --- but it is baked...
—madness, Oct 31 2008
   

       Drip drip drip drip Quack. Excuse me I hear a client coming.
—theGem, Oct 31 2008
   

       "two sticks of mighty putty.... $19.99!" "double offer! four sticks.....$19.99" "Eight sticks!!!!!! $19.99!!! thats a QUADROUPLE OFFER!!!" ha. ha ha.
—ultra-toaster 3000, Oct 13 2009
   

       Duck tape already exists - possibly 'duct tape' is a derivative.   

       So you might want to change the name.
—Loris, Oct 13 2009
   

       oops. I meant six sticks of mighty putty. For a triple offer. For $19.99.   

       ....I miss Billy Mays. The world is much duller without oxy-clean commercials. I used to call him the "oxy- moron"
—ultra-toaster 3000, Oct 13 2009
   
      
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