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Dual Commode

The instant "His & Hers" bathroom
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Sometimes a husband and wife couple need to start their daily routine at the same time. This often means having to use the toilet at the same time. So rather than one of them enjoying the comfort and relief of their bodily functions while the other is stuck in the hallway doing the Indian War Dance, both the husband and wife can leisurely use the toilet at the same time.

The Dual Commode is a double-seat device that attaches to your existing toilet with a funneling mechanism underneath that will channel the waste products into the bowl. This is especially useful in circumstances where a second bathroom is not possible or practical. It's great for the kids too! No more "Mommy! Joey is still in the bathroom and I gotta go really bad!" complaints. Now Joey can slide over and make room for his siblings.

The Dual Commode also comes with a magazine rack and a fold out tray (similar to what's on an airplane) so you can take time to catch up on your reading, watch TV, or even have a one-on-one meeting at the office while you and your co-worker "handle business" while doing business.

It easily folds up, can be taken anywhere that multiple simultaneous use is desired and it makes a great gift!

Jscotty, Jan 27 2010

(?) Brought this to mind. http://www.youtube....watch?v=VifAHQFLVVE
Not the same, but even more disgusting. (updated) [MikeD, Jan 27 2010, last modified Mar 04 2012]

Baked in triplicate http://www.waymarki...4-9931-2d45cafc2b3f
Abraham Lincoln's outhouse [pocmloc, Jan 27 2010]

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       I hope it has some supports on the corners or I'll end up catapulting my girlfriend into the bath tub.
MikeD, Jan 27 2010
  

       Maybe I need to implement a stackable feature so that you can commence to your bodily functions from 2 different levels.
Jscotty, Jan 27 2010
  

       I have only two words. They are both "no"
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 27 2010
  

       // Sounds good in theory // Seriously?
tatterdemalion, Jan 27 2010
  

       //catapulting my girlfriend into the bath tub//
//functions from 2 different levels//
  

       Congratulations! You've just co-invented the Peetertotter.   

       //You've just co-invented the Peetertotter//   

       Nominated "Anno of the day"
MikeD, Jan 28 2010
  

       [MikeD] Thanks for the link! Even though it was a parody, I want one of these!
Jscotty, Jan 28 2010
  

       Best married arrangement is ? :   

       Loveseat or two holer (side by side) or back to back or belly to belly   

       Best married with children arrangement is ? :
popbottle, Apr 13 2014
  
      
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