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Drunken Newscast

 Have a few during coverage.
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Not something you would want all the time but during appropriate circumstances the reporters in the field and the anchors should join for coverage of events like Oktoberfest, New Years, Festivals, and other events where some responsible consumption of yeast pee is part and parcel to the event.
—Giblet, Apr 19 2014

Flotilla review http://www.youtube....watch?v=-WpiTa7azQs
[not_morrison_rm, Apr 19 2014]

The Drunk News Beat you to it [ytk, Apr 21 2014]

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       Baked to a crisp in the 1970's by Reginal Bosanquet.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 19 2014
   

       Not to mention Ltn-Cmdr Woodrooffe's drunken commentary 1937 Spithead flotilla review...
—not_morrison_rm, Apr 19 2014
   

       Quite sho.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 19 2014
   

       What [MaxwellBuchanan] said
—Dub, Apr 19 2014
   

       What I said.
—not_morrison_rm, Apr 19 2014
   

       What [Dub] said.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 19 2014
   

       Also baked in 'Kentucky Fried Movie' and 'Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy'.
—Alterother, Apr 20 2014
   

       // Is cocaine and booze a good mix ? //   

       As good a mix as cocaine and anything else, I suppose.
—Alterother, Apr 20 2014
   

       Side by side or alternating newscasts? Drunk or sober.   

       Translators might be required.   

       "Reminds me of a little town in... Excuse me you seem to have slipped out of focus."
—popbottle, Apr 21 2014
   

       Colbert drinks all the time doing the Colbert Report. Let's see if he drinks when he takes Letterman's spot as host on late night TV.
—xandram, Apr 21 2014
   

       I'm pretty sure he just drink iced tea out of a scotch bottle like Jon Stewart.
—Alterother, Apr 21 2014
   

       Well, I looked it up (on the net haha where everything is true) and it said every time he finds a new alcoholic beverage, he tries it on his show! It doesn't really mean he is intoxicated.
—xandram, Apr 21 2014
   

       I recline corrected.
—Alterother, Apr 21 2014
   

       //I recline corrected.//   

       Marked-For One-Of-Those-Pithy-Things Under-The- Croissant
—bs0u0155, Apr 22 2014
   

       What Richard Nixon said to Yitzhak Rabin.
—pashute, Apr 22 2014
   

       You believed him?
—pertinax, Apr 26 2014
   


 

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