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Need to wake up around 4am to catch that early flight? Want a way that will wake you up for sure? Pop online the night before to DrunkMeWake.com and put your number and time of wake up. Wake up the next morning to a badgering idiot yelling at you about how cool his pants are! You're welcome.
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to drunk dial? Do you find yourself drunk dialing people as late as 6am? Just put the DrunkMeWake number in your phone and give us a drunk dial. DrunkMeWake will anonymously connect you to someone who actually wants to be woken up by your ape-like ranting! You're welcome.
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ooo that would be cool, like there's no sleep button. |
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Would this have a four letter word filter or something of the kind? Anyway [+] |
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All words are fair game at DrunkMeWake. Our goal is to get you up. |
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This should be on a radio station or something so it starts without you picking up the phone. |
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That could be the "B" list... a live broadcast mixing all the calls together for people who aren't signed up for it; wake up to the sound of a bunch of people getting woke up by drunks. |
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My flatmate used to supply this service to me quite regularly. About once a week for year or so...
"Jay Bee!"
"Ugh!.. He...hello?"
"Yo. Jay BEE!"
"Ahh. How are you? How was the club?"
"Grrrrreat. I'm at the Maggie - I'm getting Scooby snacks. D'ya wan one?"
"Err... No. Thanks"
"You sure. Ah we- No mate, just tomato sauce; aye, cheers - What? Jay Bee? Right I'll catch you later."
"Ok big man - see ya" <slumps back into bed> |
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A friend of mine goes through phases of drunk dialling. I remember the few months he spent calling people, shouting a randomly chosen word, and hanging up. |
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It was still better than the singing phase. |
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anyone use drunkmewake this weekend? |
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What's your number, [goodmars]? |
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If you can wake me up at 6 tomorrow, I might actually consider. |
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I used 50% of this service on Saturday. I'm not proud. |
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I like how it benefits the drunk-dialer (better to connect to someone that wants to receive your babblings than a friend or ex) and the recipient. The best calls can be recorded to be played to wake someone up when no drunk-dialer is available. |
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There should probably be a category here for drunk posting. It would save a lot of confusion and fishbones. |
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Halfbakery drunk. Satisfying the niche of drunk posters, nice. |
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I wonder what Charles' half-bakery pseudonym is. |
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//I wonder what Charles' half-bakery pseudonym is//
Douglas. |
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they should make a website with a bunch of drunk calls from people that have called DrunkMeWake.com |
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Very nice. I like the international aspect too. Drunk people shout loudly enough to overcome language differences. |
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I think the phone should ring back repeatedly if there was not witty banter or at least stroppy swearing provided by the awakened, as proof of wakefulness |
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the drunkmewake alarm clock! |
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