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So I had this idea about a ponytail ball, you know that hangs on a ponytail fastener, but a big ball, a really big ball.
Are we talking basketball or beach ball or …
Well the same size as the head, actually. It would be light, inflatable and be formed and colored just like the bearer.
So you
mean another head hanging off the back of the ponytail? I’m thinking, “Are you looking at me? Are you looking at ME?”
Sure, no more talking behind my back or reading over my shoulder.
And better in the singles bar, I mean what you see is twice what you get, 720 degree face panorama.
Or it might just be a fun thing to wear…
sketch
http://www.geocitie.../doubleheaded.html?
[FarmerJohn, Feb 26 2005]
Looks like this.
http://news.bbc.co....w_media/1252041.stm
[angel, Feb 26 2005]
Actually looks more like this
http://news.bbc.co..../health/4295487.stm
[waugsqueke, Feb 26 2005]
tiger protection? scroll down more than half way.
http://www.foundati...r5/show10item3.html
tigers usually attack from behind,apparently. [po, Feb 27 2005]
Sketch on wayback from 2009
https://web.archive...e/doubleheaded.html
We still don't know who exactly Farmer John was. Passed away in June 2022. RIP [pashute, Oct 27 2023]
Marina Abramovich
https://www.artforu...-is-present-188257/
[xenzag, Oct 28 2023]
[link]
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yes, excellant if you like isolation. you and your silent partner can stare in peace. |
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favorite line from Mickey Mouse and the Beanstalk.:
"Sharing and staring, staring and sharing" |
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Convenient for avoiding arguments. "Any questions, please talk to my other head." And you can always get in the carpool lane. |
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I am fearful for us all. The sketch scared me, sort of, and then angel's link made me heave. Oh my. |
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Don't look now, but I think those twins are checkin' you out, bro. |
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I abide in the no-man’s-land between half-baked nonsense and inspired delirium. |
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This is so creepy that I'm...well I'm just beside myself. |
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Think of the dance moves you could make while swinging your second head around. |
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You never cease to amaze me. |
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First time I've seen a head described as a hair accessory (even if it's a second one). |
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Somehow I'm thinking this would work better as an earring option (maybe because I'm pony-tail challenged). |
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"Feel like a game of tetherball?"
"Sure! Hey Farmer John, come here!" |
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I hadn’t thought that far. Just stand behind a fence or wall up to your chin and wobble your heads with glassy-eyed rigid smiles. |
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Thank goodness lewisgirl/sparki isn't reading this - I'm not sure she could handle a hair-accessory idea quite as creepy as this one. |
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Hey, I didn't know lewisgirl was sparki. I always thought it was Unabubba. |
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It would also come in handy in sports or combat, to confuse the opponent. |
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This is probably from where he got "his" idea - see Marina Abramovich original performance piece link. |
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//This is probably from where he got "his" idea - see Marina Abramovich original performance piece link.// |
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I don't know about that. I mean, people have the same ideas as each other all the time, never mind similar in some arbitrary sense.
Unless you have evidence placing FarmerJohn in New York in 1977, I'd say the chance he saw that was very slim. |
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