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Why not just leave a dead trespasser on the doorstep? Then you don't even need to buy a mat. |
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Just brick up the front door, then no one will bother you
again. |
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Those two links are unnecessarily verbose. All I posted
about was a simple "No Trespassing". There's no need for
the message to be nasty. |
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//unnecessarily verbose// |
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[Vernon], you do realize that the word "verbose" comes from the same root as "Vernon"? The words "pot", "kettle" and "black" spring inexorably to mind at this point. |
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//unnecessarily verbose// As opposed to necessarily
verbose? |
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A "Trump Lives Here" doormat should deter all normal
people, but the downside is that it would attract all kinds
of retards, racists, perverts and low life scum. |
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[xen] is merely hiding her love for Trump behind this facade of vitriol. |
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This is my benign reaction. The real vitriol is not suitable
for a place of delicate personalities like the half bakery. |
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Doormat should say "Don't tread on me." But that's probably
baked just like this idea. |
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Very, very, very, little Trespassing |
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as we forgive those who trespass against us... and may God help those trespass-ish souls. They need it.
Amen. |
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Sp. delicate personality disorders. |
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Of course, I am completely normal. |
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