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Door Slam Encouraging System

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The doors in my apartment building all slam with varying degrees of intensity which encourages me to learn to treat each door with respect. I was thinking that with smart houses the degree to which each door slams could be varied with a person's behavior to encourage them to learn gentle efficience.
—JesusHChrist, Nov 13 2016

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       Install a car seat-belt stopcatch system that encourages people to walk into doors which have too much acceleration applied to them.
—FlyingToaster, Nov 13 2016
   

       I don't think most people close doors before attempting to pass through them... maybe it's just me.
—Voice, Nov 13 2016
   

       Well I was considering people who open doors too fast. It's funner that way.
—FlyingToaster, Nov 13 2016
   

       It is possible to adjust the common hydraulic door regulating mechanism such that the door will slam itself.
—WcW, Nov 15 2016
   


 

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