Domain-specific magic 8-ball

The Magic 8-Ball (link) is probably the greatest invention in the field of decision theory since the coin.

President Roosevelt was given one of the first prototypes of this device (link), and its use in political decision-making has been a tradition maintained for over 60 years. Military versions were made, including large, hardened 8-balls for dropping into combat zones where urgent decision making was needed (see link).

However.

The standard Magic 8-Ball is a generic instrument, designed to make accurate and sensitive decisions about a very wide range of topics. Sadly, this means that it is less well suited to decision-making in very specific disciplines.

So.

MaxCo. is pleased to announce the launch of its new range of domain-specific Magic 8-Balls. Following extensive and often intentional research, and using the latest in polymer manufacturing technology, we have created a range of Magic 8- balls to suit many of the most challenging professions and pastimes, including law, medicine, art, bomb disposal and oral sex.

As an example, the Magic Doctor Medical 8-Ball provides the twenty following carefully evaluated answers:

"Run a central line"
"Yes, STAT!"
"No, STAT!"
"Maybe, STAT!"
"No, the _patient's_ right side."
"Orally."
"Check his insurance."
"Check your insurance."
"No, litres."
"Tell no-one."
"Yes, that's normal."
"Biological detergent, cold soak."
"DNR"
"Left over right, then knot."
"Enema."
"No, except penicillin."
"Pinkish with blue veins."
"Oopsie."
"Trepanation."
"3mg/kg twice daily."

Each domain-specific Magic 8-Ball comes in its own hand-crafted, machine-engineered walnut-veneered carrycase, complete with operating instructions.