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...and reverse direction beep technology. (+) |
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My dog always does that to me. Maybe I should have a doggy horn and honk him each time he performs his emergency stop in front of me. |
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are you saying that you'd trip over the dog? that makes sense. perhaps an audible motion sensor. |
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<pedant> sp. Brake Lights ("Break Lights" is confusing, and means something entirely different.) </pedant> |
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Well in this case "brake" and "break" are not so
different. It's apparent to this fellow dog walker
that the poor pooch is just signaling for a break.
So putting on the brakes is the only way to
convey this message. |
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Maybe if you had planned breaks for puppy. Say
every 10 feet or so. This way you should both
have a swell time. Place treats and water along
the path and a little doggy chair, and you should
be good to go. (oh yeah, feel free to add human
touches too like Freetos chips and dip for you.) |
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Doh! Maybe I should have read it as "Break Lites." (mumble, mumble.) |
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Thanks [csea] and [bliss.], I did mean brake altho it can be both. He, being male, stops about every 10 steps anyway to tinkle, so I have been trained to shuffle on the first 15 minutes of our walk, and afterwards I shorten up on the lease and insist he walk with me. He is pretty short, a corgi. |
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Bacon Pasta: sp: 'heel'lights, heh! |
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We got corgi...oh my. Drinks my coffee etc. etc.
etc. The most devious dog I've ever seen. Cute
though. Buggar! |
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