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Some folk like to put a coat on their dog,
especially in the winter, but I prefer the
idea of a
beaded curtain.
The curtain would hang from a sort of
waistcoat,
leaving the head, and tail completely
uncovered. Reaching down to ground
level, it would conceal
the legs, but allow total
freedom of
movement,
and swish around as the dog went about
its
business.
Butch type dog owners could select a
heavy
macho style curtain that featured lots of
metal
bits, like hexagonal nuts, washers and
round
brass balls.
For the more delicate dog there would be
a lacy
curtain with chandelier type hanging
baubles and
other bling-like appendages. Disco dog
could have
chaser LEDs, but for the hippy dog, only
the
original beaded curtain will do.
A superior sort of dog with concealed legs.
http://www.collecto....com/magic/mr01.jpg
[wagster, Jun 02 2008]
Shih Tzu
http://www.my-pet-m...6/09/Shih%20Tzu.jpg
Small dogs with huge personalities [8th of 7, Jun 02 2008]
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A guy in my town just got a long sentence for beading his dog. |
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Probably one should incorporate the beads into the dogs long flowing coat. Shorthair breeds could get extensions for this purpose. |
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Florence had a friend like that. (link) |
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A Shih Tzu in full show coat is pretty much like this ..... plaiting a few beads onto the "skirt would not be much of a problem ..... |
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I went to a zoo the other day, but the only exhibit was one small dog. |
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<very slow handclaps> |
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Huh! You're mocking, but you both know you'll be telling that joke to your mates soon enough. |
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Not if we want to keep them, we won't ..... |
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+ for the idea and for NakedApiarist's anno. |
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