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Dog Pants

 in a can
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Unscrew the top and a large, spring-loaded tongue pops out like a novelty toy. Unscrew the bottom and insert the can in the mouth opening so that the lips form a seal around it. Turn on the alternately blowing and sucking fan and adjust the panting speed to your breathing.

Keep the tongue wet with water or spit. Enjoy a cool day at the beach ogling the babes/hunks.

—FarmerJohn, Jul 05 2005

Not sure it adds much to this, in terms of effect http://www.skymall....797&iscrssl=&catId=
[DrCurry, Jul 05 2005]

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       I can pant at babes without this.
—daseva, Jul 05 2005
   

       Ah. Was expecting pet clothing. Shouldn't this also come with cartoon sound effects, say from The Mask?
—DrCurry, Jul 05 2005
   

       Does this mean I no longer have to breathe for myself?
—wagster, Jul 05 2005
   

       Being from the UK, I was expecting underwear for a dog, which would not be a good idea I think!!...I'm bunning this as I would imagine that the ladies would love this as they love being panted at. For the lazy panter this is a must :)
—Minimal, Jul 05 2005
   


 

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