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Disposable Kazoo Tissues

 Ahhhhhh....ZZZZZZZZ!
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Next time you sneeze, grab a disposable kazoo tissue and have a good honk.

Tiny kazoos are embedded into the tissues so that when you blow your nose the tissue resonates with your harmonic sneeze.

—skinflaps, Dec 22 2004

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       The kazoo is one of the most underrated instruments ever. The sneeze however...
—wagster, Dec 22 2004
   

       +. but you don't explain why.
—benfrost, Dec 22 2004
   

       er..Because if there are several people with sneezing fits, you could start a sneezing kazoo orchestra.
—skinflaps, Dec 22 2004
   

       //Tiny kazoos are embedded// Bun pending upon renaming these things "carbon fiber nanokazoos."
—contracts, Dec 22 2004
   

       [contracts] it izz what it izzzzzzzzz. +
—dentworth, Dec 22 2004
   

       NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!   

       I was just about to post this!   

       <goes away weeping for lost croissants>*Sob* *Sniffle* <gawflc>
—DesertFox, Dec 04 2005
   


 

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