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True, true genius. Commercial dishwashers kind of work like this. Why are domestic ones so unergonomic? |
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It might work, but if dishes are stacked on top of
each other with lots of grease on them, the grease
might not come off. I'll bun for hoping. + |
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// the grease might not come off. // |
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10% surfactants, 20% methanol, balance is concentrated sodium
hydroxide solution, sprayed at 70C. The grease will come off. |
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Hannibal Lecter's dishwasher is described above. |
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[8th]'s version could be sprayed viciously with industrial
force, enough to reduce dishes to a fine powder which
will wash easily down the drain along with the grease. |
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By the end of the week you'll have fewer dishes to
occupy the sink, an unexpected benefit. |
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I like that no one ever addressed the obvious technical reason this wouldn't work. |
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So do it in free-fall. The force of the jets will tumble the crockery. |
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And don't make difficulties, it's simple. |
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1. Install sink in small jetliner.
2. Put dirty dishes in sink. Close lid. .
3. Climb to maximum altitude.
4. Dive to induce free-fall, turn on washer.
5. Pull out of dive before* hitting ground, turn off washer
6. Repeat 3 - 5 until (a) dishes are clean, or (b) fuel is exhausted, or (c) arframe disintegrates from short-cycle overload fatigue*
7. Land and unload clean crockery.
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*Optional. If not, dirty dishes are no longer a problem you need be concerned about. |
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<Flicks through Interocitor manual to see if it can do the dishes/> |
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Bah. This is the model incorporating an electron sorter. Uncountable programmes for laundry, ditto vacuuming and compressed gas functions, but doesn't do dishes. Wouldn't you know, eh ? They're always angling to sell you upgrades ... |
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<Collective grinding of teeth/> |
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It's been in the archives since we acquired it. Never had it out of the crate, never digitized the manual. |
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