h a l f b a k e r yContrary to popular belief
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This is a bra that is also a double domed functional disco
ball.
Each breast cup is encrusted with jewels and mirror shards.
Each breast cup rotates on a central nipple axis.One rotates
clockwise the other counterclockwise.
A multi colored LED stem sticks out and rotates above each
breast. Battery
or kinematicly powered the disco bra dazzles
onlookers and fellow dancers.
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// central nipple axis // |
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Maybe with the anatomy of some women... |
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Don't go there, [RS], it's a dark place you don't want to be. |
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Or maybe you do ... if you can afford it. |
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This might work better as a gentleman's attachment. |
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Do you not think a gentleman would look a bit silly wearing a rotating mirror-ball bra? |
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Turn, Baby turn, Disco Inferno.... |
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//Turn, Baby turn, Disco Inferno....// It should really play "Yakety Sax" while rotating, you know, to fully achieve that Benny Hill effect. |
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// Do you not think a gentleman would look a bit silly
wearing a rotating mirror-ball bra? // |
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If the gentleman in question were (a ressurrected) Graham
Chapman, I don't think he'd look silly at all. |
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<Mighty Boosh> "You fail to take into account ... my mirror balls." |
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<scoffs> A pale reflection, at best. |
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