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Yesterday evening my daughter looked at me and said:
I hope you didn't go out like that. "Why" I asked
"what's wrong". You can't wear that color shirt with
those pants.
In comes DisPair dot com the new app for pairing
clothes, colors and looks.
If your worried that what you are wearing
really does
not look good, simply take a fast snapshot (in the
mirror or directly) and this app will show it
(anonymously) to the website's experts.
You can choose from a different breed of style experts
according to age, style and other things which I have
no idea about, and they'll tell you what to correct.
Prior Pants
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An app to aid in the appointment of appropriate appartated apparell. [Alterother, Apr 08 2014, last modified Apr 12 2014]
[link]
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In your case, the first step should be a paper
bag over your head ... |
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It doesn't Who said the first step should be helpful, useful or relevant? |
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By the way, [8th], in the movie "Saint Clara" the
teacher and principal enter Clara's house. The
principal says: "I hereby declare this as school
territory no one is to speak without permission". |
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After a brief introduction to the crazy immigrant
Russian family members (presumably affected by
the
Chernobyl disaster) the weird one eyed uncle
picks
up a giant knife, walks over to the teacher and
says: |
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"Your a math teacher, no? How do you cut this
cake
into seven even peaces, eh?" |
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He then gives him a beautiful large round icing
cake. The math teacher holds the knife cutting
the
air over the cake and trying to figure it out, when
the uncle finally takes the cake and knife: |
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"Give me this! Here, it's easy. I cut the cake in
half, then mark an X. I get exactly 8 even pieces.
Here Stalin!" he says, and throws a large piece of
the cake to the big dog in the corner, who gobbles
it
up. |
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I just read that the talented kid that played the
protagonist committed suicide in 2002 so that's
probably the reason there are no clips of the
movie
on youtube. |
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It was a quick riposte, we'll try for something
fancy next time. |
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It would be much ruder to say *put a plastic bag over
your head* ! |
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I'm trying hard to relate cakes, knives, Russia,
anonymity, the
USSR, Stalin, or movies to fashion, color, or the
internet. While I have noticed many crossrelevancies
I cannot see the point being made. |
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I count myself lucky to have remembered the pants. |
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//put a plastic bag over your head |
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depends on what you mean by 'over' |
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[edited] Relevance to the name 8th of 7. The story
is about a cake to be cut in 7 equal parts. The
solution is to cut it in 8 parts and throw one to
the dog (who's name happens to be Stalin). It has
nothing to do with this idea, but there is no place
in HB for a discussion between members, not
relating to an idea. |
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And nice link alterother [+]. Not sure though that
I liked
the sacrificial burning of bill gates at the stake
mentioned
at the end of your idea, or was I misreading. |
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/You can't wear that color shirt with those pants. / |
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A series of pants colors and the colors they go with or don't go with? No need to bring in experts after they have made the charts. |
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Goth chart " does this grey go with that black?" |
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I edited the annotation about relevance, and added
square brackets around [8th] in the original
comment, so that (I hope) things are clear now. |
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[pashute] - "principal", not "principle" |
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I always get those two wrong. |
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