Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Dis-infectant Gum

My mommy always used to wash my mouth out with soap whenever I said a 'bad word'...
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Ever get a Kanker sore? Ever have bad breath? Try a pack of our new dis infectant gum! Loaded with anti-bacterial soap like chemicals (harmless to humans of course) this gum pack will clear up any bacteria in your mouth for the day, leaving your breath fresh and you kanker free!

Has anyone ever died of eating a little soap?

Note: taste not particularly pleasurable.

EvilPickels, Jun 21 2005

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       //Note: taste not particularly pleasurable.   

       I would like to see that on more packaging, myself.
Etymon, Jun 21 2005
  
      
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