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With Gweneth Paltrow and many others spending time and money
to
steam clean their dirty bits, I feel there is an opportunity here to
class up the process, even when at home.
When using a home based steamer, it is unlikely you will have an
assistant available to provide you an enjoyable beverage.
You are
most likely going to be alone, and thirsty.
I propose a technology merge, a proper temperature dirtybits
steam cleaner, which provides a hot, thick, foamy shot of espresso
through a separate food grade spigot.
Save power, double up tasks
Clean in luxury, drink in luxury... it will be your little secret.
Guardian Gweneth Article
https://www.theguar...agina-is-a-bad-idea
For those who do not dare random google on the topic, here is a safe link to help explain.. focuses on the healt negatives , but i think the love of espresso would offset any health issues associated. [erisian, Jul 09 2017]
[link]
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//With Gweneth Paltrow and many others spending time and money to steam clean their dirty bits// say what? |
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I'm pretty sure this sort of thing was used by the Marquis de Sade. |
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What if your bits are all clean as a whistle? |
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So, if someone was using a Cervical contraceptive, would
they prefer a cappuccino? |
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Disclaimer: The Halfbakery is not a medical
practitioner and is not authorized to provide medical
advice. Any injuries, scalds, maiming, unwanted
pregnancies, amputations, lobotomies, or deaths
resulting from
doing something you read about here are your own
silly fault. |
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// Gweneth Paltrow stands in for the civet cat ? // |
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More sort of squats, presumably. |
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<Adds idea to long list of "Ideas we wish we'd never looked at, and never, ever intend to read again"> |
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[erisian] user page indicates posts of one idea in 2003, and another two ideas of this caliber in 2017. |
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Here's to maintaining this level of discourse at that frequency. |
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caliber is at the appropriate level. it takes at least 15 years
to come up with gold like this. |
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... for which we are all truly thankful. |
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