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Dinoroast
Prepackaged exotic animal looking barbecue roast | |
You've seen the whole pig barbecue.
Our food packaging company will assemble an exotic animal
of your choice (a rhino, a dinosaur, what have you) from
regular supermarket meats, sized to your specification and
with appropriate roasting mechanisms, and ship it vacuum
sealed to the requested
destination.
Flesh! from 2000AD
http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Flesh_(comics)
Another (fictional) method of getting dino stakes to your plate. [Aristotle, Oct 21 2011]
(?) why not get the real thing?
http://exoticmeatma...r-qsCFYSK4Aodb31AmA
[xandram, Oct 21 2011]
Wired story titled: How To Cook a Dinosaur
http://www.wired.co...yboard-jack-horner/
Tastes Like Chicken [theircompetitor, Oct 27 2011]
Caveman Themed Restaurant
http://www.dailymai...eman-ancestors.html
[theircompetitor, Oct 31 2011]
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Vat-grown muscle from a hybrid of a salt-water
crocodile and a basal bird of some kind, i think. |
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I'll have a large dodo for Thanksgiving if you please. |
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I'm glad to see faux-rhinoceros on your list, as it cuts down
on the possibility of me having to personally execute
anyone I catch eating real rhinoceros meat. Rhinoceroses
are not for eating! |
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I'm sorry. I'm usually above such threats, but I have a
special place in my heart for the noble and majestic
rhinoceroses. |
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(yes, I know it's _rhinoceri_. It's an [Alterother] thing. Just
go with it.) |
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And, while we're on the subject of fictional gengineered
dinosaur meatstock, I strongly reccomend John Varley's
'Steel Beach', and not just for the bronto-burgers. It's a
great read for anyone of the Halfbakerish persuasion. |
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You're intentionally avoiding removal of the word "roses" from your anno. We see what you're doing. |
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Um... yeah. That's what I'm doing, alright. Aw shucks, you
figured it out. |
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That link reminds me of another book, one I've been
meaning to buy for some time now: it's called _How to Eat
the Dinosaur_, and I have no idea what it's about despite
having read the back cover and most of the first chapter
before they politely threw me out of the store (I didn't
have my wallet on me at the time). Strangely, this just
makes me want it more. |
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So ... dinosaur meat
tastes like Chinese take-out? |
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I'd like a triple order of General Tso's Velociraptor and one
of those deadly tropical drinks with eleventeen types of
rum and a little paper parasol, please. Oh, and can I get
that to go? |
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More likely, chicken tastes like velociraptor. You're
forgetting evolutionary descension, I'm afraid. |
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Chicken *is* velociraptor. They're just biding their
time .... |
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