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Purchase these small expensive vials of variously coloured
and multitudinously scented greases from your local retailer.
Then with clean hands rub a few drops onto your mobile,
tablet, mouse or any handheld device. Whether your
preference is for a slippery, silky, or even grimy texture there
is a Designer Device Grease for you.
However, Designer Device Grease is really for others. When
someone borrows your item you can assure them that the
substance has not been exuded from your own body, but
purchased at great expense from a fashionable store. This
will make their preceding gesture of revulsion seem gauche,
and a social faux pas.
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This is a level of inventive wierdness to which I can't even
aspire. [+] |
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