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De-Clancifier

 3 pages devoted just to the explosion process of a bomb? Good god!
 
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The De-Clancifier is a simply an opaque overlay with cutouts that allow the book reader to see every fifth word or so and move the story along at a reasonable rate, skipping the color of the carpet, the setting on the main character's dryer, and the background detail into the history of a log.
—RayfordSteele, Dec 31 2003

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       Or just rip out two out of every three pages.
—DrCurry, Dec 31 2003
   

       Novel Cliff Notes.
—Letsbuildafort, Dec 31 2003
   

       Play the video game. Isn't there one for every book he's ever written?
—it sobad, Dec 31 2003
   

       Not by far, [sobad] ...
—Letsbuildafort, Dec 31 2003
   

       www.cliffnotes.com anyone?
—Space-Pope, Dec 31 2003
   

       Or a De-Roddenifier. By placing alternatives over the catch phrases. Observe...   

       "It's worse than that, he's...not insured."   

       "Scotty, I...need more...coffee!" "I'm giving ya all she's got captain, but I'm gonna have'ta brew another pot."   

       "Number one, you have the cahones while I'm away." +
—sartep, Dec 31 2003
   
      
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