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Back when CRTs displayed only green or gray text, and it scrolled from bottom to top, I always wanted a hand crank on the side of the monitor to make it scroll faster.
These days, while waiting for web pages to load, I'd like a plunger (like the old dynamite detonation devices, but more stylish)
mounted on top of the monitor, to "fwoosh" the data onto the screen faster.
How would it work? Wouldn't have to, really, as long as it made a nice fwooshing sound (or maybe a "zhhreeem") and gave you (or someone) the idea that there's something you can do besides sit there and be helpless.
Windup hard disk
http://www.halfbake...indup_20hard_20disk
reminded me of this idea. [beauxeault, May 28 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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I'd quite like a one-arm-bandit style lever on the side of my computer as an alternative to the Return key. It would be extremely satisfying when embarking on a search - you would even feel justified in shouting something like "Take it away!". |
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With those trendy new Macs that have screens on a flexible pole, you should be able to slam the screen back or to the side to equal pressing enter, and it would return to its previous position when it was finished. |
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I'd get fed up pushig a plunger that did nothing. I'd rather it sent a report off to an organisation that recorded the link I was surfing and how long I'd been waiting for it to load. Croissant for being able to vent frustration, though. |
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One-armed bandits meet search engines... very nice. Perhaps it could involve a Babbage engine of some sort as well? |
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//Perhaps it could involve a Babbage engine of some sort as well?// |
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Whoa, let's not get too technical here! |
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I think Rayford's right, a little mechanical co-processor to help with the really tricky calculations. |
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I'm stuck for the time being on my copper phone lines and 28.8 bps. I've noticed lately that banner ads have become more elaborate, thus, annoyingly, vastly slowing down navigation. Guess I should disable java script. |
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I'm too lazy to smack a button; hence, automate the distraction so I'm not so bored. |
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If a web page is still loading 4.5 seconds after I click in -- my screensaver lights up, slowly at first, then moving quicker and interacting with the bits and pieces of its slow loading environment. |
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