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Having noticed the lack of buns on my ideas, which are all of astoundingly high quality, if I say so myself, I think maybe I have come up with a reason why.
The balance must be made up of dark buns!
Constructing a device, I am now attempting to detect the dark buns, but all those damn gravity
waves keep throwing off the detector, not to mention all dark matter I keep having to vacuum out of the fiddly bits.
Stephen Hawking still refuses to return my phone calls, it's such a shame when professional jealousy comes before pure research sometimes.
The search goes on.
As for the dark-halfbakery, we can but speculate. I imagine it being like the other side of the black hole, emitting light buns into another universe.
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oops - misread this as "Dark bum detector" |
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This idea is composed oif paranoia and desperation in almost equal
proportions... |
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Is that something like NAND or a NOR?
I`ve never knowingly oifed in my life. The time I inadvertently oifed I apologised profusely to the lady and her trained badger. |
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Got bored of popularism and returned to "dark bun", have to stick to my principles, dontcherknow. |
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Simply plug your toaster in with reversed polarity,
and you can lighten some of those buns. |
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I got some pumpernickel last night. But it was more of a loaf. I detected it by looking on the bottom shelf. It is shady down there and you have to let your eyes adjust. |
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If you add the real buns and the imaginary buns, you could have a complex score. |
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Black Croissants. Sounds very goth to me. I like. Scary. |
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<Sound of lever being pulled> |
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<[bigsleep] plummets through to fall three
metres onto an unyielding suurface> |
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so long as your buns are not generating any waves |
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There goes [8th] again; he's always forgetting the noose. |
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//again; he's always forgetting the noose |
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That's noose to me...ha ahaha ahaha...<realises no one else is laughing> |
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As this is my post I was thinking of editing the borg's comment to"....falls 3 metres into a comfy chair" this being a 'safety-first' area. |
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That would work … then we could prod him
with the Soft Cushions (with the stuffing all at
one end, of course). |
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