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Does it dispence loose change after a tap-
dance holding a ukulele? |
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Interesting - so you won't be able to get any cash when you're drunk, but you'll think you can? |
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Pretty baked. I saw a guy in Camden doing just this over the weekend. (insert laughing emoticon) |
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+ Does anyone remember the Twist or the Mashed Potatoes? |
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I think "The Squirm" would be more
appropriate. |
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Perhaps someone could implement this for the house front door lock and test it... |
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Oh, that would make a nice pick-up line: |
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- Excuse me, miss, but I can't go home because I'm too drunk to perform the Sesame dance. May I go to your place? |
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Hmmm, would the sensitive pad also be evaluating stuff like your weight, footsize, etc? I'm forseeing a time when i couldn't withdraw $ from my account because I put on a few pounds... how embarrassing would THAT be? |
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[biglseep], you obviously haven't seen me dance. |
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I'm imagining the humiliation of being frogmarched to an ATM at gunpoint by a mugger, being forced to dance a little jig, *and* to hand over all your money. This is such a terrible idea for so many reasons, I can't help but bun it. |
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I only know how to pogo.(I'll have to remember how many times to jump up and down.) |
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Combine that with the panic pin and you got yourself a deal! |
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What if you hurt yourself on the way to the bank and can't dance? |
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I got dibbs on the Chicken Dance :) |
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[+] Nice one. Plus the bank should give you some bonus cash if you dance real well. In fact the top ten dancers at each ATM could enter a national competition where Simon Cowell slags them off.. |
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