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DNA donor ring

 I'd make an excellent baby
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You see a man, woman, he-it or she-it, or possibly even borg, if you don't mind getting the smell out of the carpet and think "I'd like to have himlerits baby".

He/she/it is wearing a ring bearing the universal DNA donor or reseller symbol. A quick, private mouth swab in a phone booth and you're on your way to building your superit.

—4and20, Oct 19 2015

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       What does this symbol look like?
—pocmloc, Oct 19 2015
   

       Is this what programmers do with code?
—bungston, Oct 21 2015
   

       Sp. "Borg".
—8th of 7, Oct 21 2015
   

       I see a coiled snake spitting, with a monkey's dick. That's not the symbol, that's just what I see.
—4and20, Oct 22 2015
   

       Is there an eye on the end of it or something? If so, you one nasty Lovecraftian monkey!
—bungston, Oct 24 2015
   

       //Sp. "Borg".//   

       Do all Borg have a surname of the form Xth of Y?   

       If so, what was the rest of Ernest Borg Nine's name?
—MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 24 2015
   

       What the hell are you all on about? [4and20], I thought we were friends. "monkey's dick" my ass!!!
—blissmiss, Oct 25 2015
   

       Very little known fact: Borg is in fact the most common surname in Malta.
—4and20, Oct 25 2015
   

       Ha.
—blissmiss, Oct 25 2015
   


 

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