Cut Grass Scented Slush Machine

It's hot, you're bored, you're lazy and just plain tired. You're thinking, "Gee, a slush would be good right now. And maybe later I'll mow the lawn." You go over to your handy-dandy slush machine and grab a near by environmentally-friendly-recycled-paper cup and fill it up with Blue Rasberry. As you're pouring your slush, the scent of a freshly cut lawn seeps out the sides, creating a party in your nose and everyone's invited. Who needs to mow the lawn now? You're already sweaty and it does smell like you've taken your precious time to level the greens...

Also available in warm asphalt scents for the big city folk. Some assembly required.