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A great way to keep your departed loved ones in a fun way would be to divide their main organs (or ashes if you are pricky) in various canopic jars just like the egyptians did.
What a most entertaining way to lessen the morbid impact of having the toasted (or non toasted but securedly sealed) remains
of a friend displayed on your living room inside a Bart or Homer jar?
Of course you could go for the classic four:
1. Lungs - Hapi (baboon)
2. Stomach - Duamutefla (dog)
3. Liver - Imseti (human)
4. Intestines - Qebehsenuef (falcon)
but you could add as much jars/vicera as needed!
Some jars and explanation
http://www.clemusar...n/animals/jars.html
[babyloon, Oct 04 2004]
Buy now!
http://www.egyptian.../index.php?cPath=38
[babyloon, Oct 04 2004]
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http://www.halfbake...t_20Container_20Urn
[half, Oct 04 2004]
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I think you could make a decent living selling novelty funerary urns, without worrying about the whole mummification thing. No, wait, waugsqueke just suggested that very thing. |
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Too bad they liquefied the brain believing that the only function it has is producing snot. |
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For some people I know, they were right. |
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*honk* Anyone got a tissue? Man, my nose is runny... |
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For most HalfBakers I guess the "classic" jars wouls actually be Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Happy, Bashful and Doc ......... |
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which of those 7 did you forget and have to look up? |
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and as the eigth, what does Snow White call you? |
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