Custard Sculptures

Right, Custard. The proper stuff made from Bird's custard powder, none of that fancy-schmancy stuff, is essentially a corn starch solution. As such, it exhibits some wonderful non-Newtonian properties... it behaves like a sold if you put it on a vibrating platform.

So, take a powerful vibrating platform. Place a tube on it. Fill the tube with custard. Take the tube away and marvel in the custard cylinder that vibrates in front of you. Then, invite a sculptor around and marvel as they chisel away at a free-standing lump (pool?) of liquid.

Now, providing you still have power, you will have a lovely sculpture of a... er.. something, who cares to marvel at. Then, when your girlfriend comes round, you may invite her to pick it up.

Then enter the short film you made of the whole thing to some snobby film festival with vague hints about human reliance on power and contextualization of physical norms.