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I feel the pedals ought to DO something... |
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They should be attached to a generator that powers your PC. |
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surely they should be used to power your own air conditioning? Or (in winter) they could power the kettle, which would produce steam to power the coffee grinder... |
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[lewisgirl] that sounds more like a Rubecycle... (as in Goldberg) |
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[roselma], is the name of this thing a pun on 'cubicle', to be pronounced a little like 'popsickle'? If so, that wasn't clear from the start. I came to this thinking it was going to be a bicycle with cubic wheels - probably an interesting ride, but a huge step backwards in transport engineering. Did you hear about the two nuns cycling* on their cubecycles? Said one to the other: "I've never come this way before!"
*original version "cycling down a cobbled street". |
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lewisgirl, pun optional; i had no
punny intentions but i do not
forsee difficulty created by
saying "cube siccle" vs. "cube cycle." |
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use of power generated: i feel
that the power generated should be
used to power a buzzer, flashing
light or horn--anything to keep
one awake; the second or third
generation product should use the
power generated to extract
stimulants from any available
sources and use trans-dermal
technology to supply it to you
through the soles of your feet. |
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Mayhaps have the desk (and cubicle) raised onto a bicycle, so everyone could pedal around the office and bump into each other. Well, I think it would be fun. You may want to go with a quadrocycle for stability, though. |
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[roselma] A strobe or sounder might be a bit of a distraction to workmates opting for power naps. A good random current pulse might be the way to go here. |
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How would you keep you thighs from bumping the seat of
the chair? |
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[futurebird], thigh-thumping actually helps get rid of cellulite. As does waddling along the floor on your bottom, but that tends to make your skirt ride up. |
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I imagine it also looks fairly silly. |
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[lewisgirl] Waddle backwards. |
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baked. In the Delta SkyMall catalog, they have a footrest with pedals on it to increase circulation while working at a desk. It's not linked to anything, but it does cover the original idea. |
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Thanks [Jim], that worked! Don't know why I didn't think of it before. [picassosinatra], some of us have work to do. And in places where it's not nice to go for a walk. How about the pedals to be running an old-style sewing machine? |
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imagine the power of a large office building of cuberats harnessed to this device. it is staggering i bet you could sell the power back to the grid. i belive this idea should be reomoved from the net before evil corporations decide to act upon it. |
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Also, if you hung your 'sport bottle' upside-down near your desk, and dropped by the shredder for some paper mulch to cover your cubicle floor, you could really amuse your coworkers. |
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