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Not every seat would sound off, but they would all register body weight, and if the theater were sufficiently empty, a few would sound off. This is to preserve the experience of going to the movies, even when the theater is depressingly empty.
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I'll hold my bun for this until you can guarantee there'll be no empty seats that talk all the way through the movie, giving away key plot moments; no empty seats whose cell phones ring every five minutes; and no empty seats that sound like bored, whiny kids. |
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Yes, a faint and randomized crunch and ice shake is all you will hear. And it will reduce to no sounds somewhere an hour through. |
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It could laugh occasionally too, but only after it detects you laughing so it knows there's something funny. |
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Then here's a hot buttered popcorn-flavoured bun, easy on the salt. |
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Heh, when I read this I thought the seats would make masticating sounds as if the seats had just swallowed their previous occupants and were smacking their lips. |
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Reading the full description didn't really clear up the confusion; Canuck's post did. |
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//preserve the experience of going to the movies// |
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where you go to movies, [victor]? |
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lets list other funny sounds. |
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smooching kisses in the back row... |
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