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Picture this:
The mall is deserted, plastic bags and spilt ice-cream litter the floor. You look around, there is no movement. You sneek a peak in the store window. In the reflection of the window you see your face, and, wait a moment...
You wheel around to find a crowd straining to look over your
shoulder.
It always happens!
So, it's really quite simply to raise a crowd, just use the portable store window apparatus, unroll it and stare into it for a few moments.
Why you should want to raise a crowd in the first place, I will leave to your imagination.
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Know what you mean UnaBubba,this bloody monkey in a dress wont stop following me around. |
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There are much better crowd gather'er's, than store fronts. |
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All you really need is a buxom women to lift her shirt up, a crowd will gather instantly, anywhere...... |
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It's never happened to me! What's wrong with me? |
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Surely the best way to gather a crowd would be to shout "look there's <insert celebrity name> going into <insert location where crowd required>" |
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