CroissantATX Formfactor.

There are two forms of desktop computing which are popular out there right now. The microATX and the desktower. The original compromise between these two, the desktop ATX, has not been in style since I slapped a diamond stealth vram into my zeos286 case along with a 486DX2 motherboard.

The desktower, which replaced the desktop, solved many ergonomics problems and created others. The desktower flipped the desktop up on its side, reducing the footprint of the computer to about 1/4 the original. The main problem with this form factor was that either you put it under the desk where it was likely to clog the cooling fans with dust, or you would have a tower object on one side of the desk absolutely unusable as a work space. Additionally, with an open desk setting you have an ugly mess of wires dangling down from the back and a noisy power source fan at seated-eye level. Consequently, you can't converse with your coworkers as easily as you used to. Ergonomically, while you now had space for the keyboard on the desk, you now had the cd drive in a rather odd place about two inches above your head, making a chore of disc-changing. Same problem with usb ports and headphone jacks. With a stingy desk setting, the mousepad now competed with the desktower. And, as the final insult, chronic neck strain forces you to use a rules & regulations handout to jack the monitor back up.

Enter the G4 cube. While everyone with a tongue drooled, most PC users gagged because it was a mac and couldn't possibly be more powerful than a Palmtop. Approximately a year later the MicroATX form factor is the craze of the modding scene. Gone are those days of bashing those mousekeys against the frontpanel and getting out of your chair to shout at your coworker in normal conversation? Everything is suddenly within reach again? Unfortunately this form factor is still targeted toward the kitchen counter browser and case modder set, so if you need a workstation, you're out of pesetas. So. Maybe a laptop, right? There getting pretty small now. A P 2.4 in there? Oh but now they're downsizing the processor too. I'm paying 200% for 'movility'? What?

Enter the CroissantATX form factor. With dimensions of 4"Hx15"Dx36"W, you've got a form factor which slips neatly under the monitor flush with the back of the desk and accepts standard ATX parts. 3.5"internals are stacked in pairs one atop another, and cd drives are lined up horizontally for easy use. Likewise all the I/O. There are custom pci slot extensions for at least one AGP card and two pci cards to sit horizontally.

This format would be about as portable as an electronic keyboard and would also fit under one as well, make it a hit for the musicians. The effect on a desk would be to simply raise the rear half of the desk about 4 inches, providing an excellent monitor stand. A crescent shaped version could please clients in superbeveled office settings as well as religious fanatics and pastry chefs.