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Pedestrian lanes are not a completely new idea, but in
the
case of Crisp Lanes there is one main distinguishing
feature: the only people who are permitted to use these
lanes are those who are eating from a packet of crisps.
This ensures while they stride forward, they can be
confident that
in their two way lane, they won't
physically
encounter anyone else who's not eating from a bag of
crisps. We know there are few things worse than
bumping
into someone while eating crisps. It simply can't happen
in
the Crisp Lane.
Special undercover crisp agents police the lanes and are
quick to drag away any non-crisp eating violators.
Frequent
lane observation cameras add to the vigilance.
In bigger cities several other lanes run parallel to the
Crisp
Lane, such as the Bible Lane for those carrying a Bible.
In
other places this would be the lane of their particular
dominant religion of choice.
New specialised lanes are being added all the time, such
as
"The Cream Lane", where only those porting under one
arm
a copy of the "Disraeli Gears" or "Wheels On Fire" albums
may travel. I can envisage myself in this particular lane.
Tayto Cheese and Onion
https://www.amazon....eland/dp/B00QVOGFQM
of course people who care don't buy anything from Amazon [xenzag, Aug 30 2021]
Don’t Walk
https://www.youtube...watch?v=osCq1_EbbO8
[Frankx, Sep 02 2021]
[link]
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//..talk...//
They beep & sometimes vibrate here. When they are "inactive",
they beep (quieter than when active) sequentially "around" the
intersection.
//..sick joke... hilarious.//
It's about choice (or lack there-of). People don't choose to be
blind, but they do choose to attempt to walk while staring at
their phone. |
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+ i’d like to be in the Cream lane also. |
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The Ultra lane is for Cream album carriers who
also eat Tayto Cheese and Onion crisps and believe
that Neptune is a fake planet made from egg
boxes. I'm in this lane. All welcome to join me. |
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Good God [xen] you don't buy that Southern Tayto shite do you? |
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Yes but there are limits. |
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I never eat the heals. The birds like them too
much. |
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[a1] //audible announcements// |
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Blade Runner, 2019 Los Angeles |
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