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"Cream Cheese On Host" is a title for an emergency cookbook for clerical types.
Will start out on the banned list, so why even start to write the thing.
Bring it here and spread it on.
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Ewwwww [blissmiss, Apr 30 2014]
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You do realize you typed that out loud, don't you? |
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The risque version would of course involve cream
cheese on the hostess. |
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And yea, the Lord spaketh unto them, saying "Take this
bread, it is my body." And lo, did they taketh.
And the Lord spake a second time, "Take this cream
cheese, it is my...erm, hat?". And lo, they did look
amongst themselves with much consternation. And Peter
didst reply "Lord. Thou hast no hat - WTF?" |
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Church of no pants would fit in here beautifully, I
believe. |
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The Jews can't use blood, but they may eat matzah
Balls. |
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