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Sometimes I fantasize about revenge. One common
revenge daydream is an application of crazy glue for
devices or objects that certain individual utilize on a daily
basis.
The proliferation of video cameras everywhere and
possible arrest is deterrent that prevents people like me
from following
through on revenge fantasies of this type.
The Crazy Glue Sniper Rifle solves this problem as it allows
an individual to know the sweet taste of revenge without
getting caught.
This rifle loads crazy glue globs encased in a membrane
that disintegrates on impact. Now you can apply crazy glue
onto anything from a safe distance without being detected.
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Some crazy glue drone slipped in and crazy glued your crazy glue sniper rifle ammo together in a big lump. And also crazy glued a fake spider to your bathroom ceiling. I am not sure whose drone that might have been! |
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I think this might be my new favorite slingshot ammo. |
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This could be done with paintballs, but paintball guns are smoothbore, not rifled. |
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Will the spatter pattern point the rifles location ? |
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Don't shoot form your desk. Taking a glue rifle through the airport could be loads of fun. |
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Not exactly baked, but similar tools have been long described in science fiction. |
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But if you prototype it I'll buy one. |
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//What on earth is “crazy” glue [...]?// |
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I think he means Krazy Glue, which is an american brand of cyanoacrylate adhesive a.k.a. superglue. |
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//Is there a scale of insanity or craziness along which this glue may be calibrated — a kind of adhesive mental health continuum?// |
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For adhesives this ranges from "stable" to "unglued". |
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// Taking a glue rifle through the airport could be loads of
fun// |
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A glue gun would be OK... but a contact could post it. |
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Wow, I am glad I don't live in your world, having that many
targets may not be a good thing. That being said, i love the
idea, for the occasional boob that crosses my path. Yay. + |
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//Sometimes I fantasize about revenge.// I expect
that many of the people you know do the same. |
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