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A friend of mine once slept with a woman who was so ugly he jumped out of bed upon awakening and finding her next to him. This woke her up. He gave her a ride to within a block of her home as he did not want to actually be seen with her ["No, we may not stop for coffee!"]. In retrospect, he said if he
could have chewed his arm off he would have. Not only would it have taken a long time, it would have been nearly impossible to reattach. Not so with Coyote Ugly Tool [C.U.T.]. Nice clean limb removal so it can be optionally reattached later. Keep one by your bed, swingers!
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I accidentally deleted somebody who wanted to know if it was off of In Living Colour [no]. Bad Mouse! |
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Of course, if you just cut off the one, she'll be looking for a one-armed man. Best to cut off the other soon after to avoid detection. Of course, it the C.U.T. is hand-operated, this may prove difficult... |
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Also, how do you plan to retrieve the first limb? |
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