Cow Suit

Sometimes individuals get out of hand with their verbiage and/or actions - implied or otherwise. Even here in the halfbakery. I suggest we dress the offending part(y)(ies) in a Virtual Cowsuit... lead them to a Virtual Pasture... close the gate... and virtually watch as 'Hookers Nightmare' - 'The Horniest Bull That Ever Lived' - has his way with the wearer of the Cow Suit. Being virtual, there can be unlimited wearers at any given time with unlimited 'Hookers Nightmare(s)' and unlimited mooing emanating from the mouths of aforementioned offending parties who have only themselves to blame. In the halfbakery itself, I would hope this would provide an easy and quick solution to the problem of offensiveness.