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This creature of ill omen was hatched in an auto-correct
accident and
propagated by dim newscasters.
Corvids
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corvidae
Not as black as they're painted ? [8th of 7, Apr 21 2020]
OK, not quite a body suit,
https://www.bbc.com...nd-norfolk-52456180
but he's definitely captured the corvid look. [pertinax, Apr 29 2020]
[link]
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If you're an ornithologist, this is probably a good time to apply
for a grant to research corvids. It's an ill wind. |
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19 ravens in a body suit? this can't be good. |
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Something to Crow over, certainly. Soon, everyone will be Raven* about it, even though it's just a trick to Rook the ignorant ... |
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*Yes, used in the idea, but not as a pun. |
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Combine the two and you get "Spy vs Spy" |
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Apparently one of the symptoms of Corvid infection is a nasty Chough ... |
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Are you pleased with yourself, [pert] ? Do you see what you've done ? Are you proud ? |
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This idea was sparked by observations of people on
broadcast media saying "corvid" when they meant "covid".
That is all. There is no other agenda here. |
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You're just winging it. If you're not careful the beak will be after you. But don't worry, I'm not talon anyone. |
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// There is no other agenda here. // |
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So what's all the flap about ? Are you trying to put a feather in your cap ? |
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Nuts. There goes my recipe for blackbird pie. |
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It's only a Mynah setback ... |
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Nevermore will I be drawn into threads like this one. Not a peep. They're beakining to ruin this place. We end up parroting the same lines. I'm not one to finch at a one-liner but owl be egretfil I even made this comment. |
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Human worshipers of Corvid 19 in ages to come will dress in black face masks and self - isolate for spiritual reasons. |
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The holy scripture will be a tightly coiled blank scroll. |
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Nice link, [pert] - it's awful the way some people go around, dressed all in black, looking menacing and frightening children. |
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And now as well as the police, there's someone dressed as plague doctor, too. Shameful. |
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