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This company would be called "Corporate Animals" and the
business would (safely) place interesting and or cool animals
inside enclosures displayed within businesses. The service
could run from fish to tigers.
Corporate Animals would set it all up and insure the safety
of
both the employees
as well as the animals. They would
clean,
feed and make sure all is well with the animals daily. This
wouldn't be cheap and all sites would require their own
pricing as each would be totally different.
Imagine clients coming to your location and seeing monkeys
or
exotic birds in a beautiful enclosure in your lobby.
(?) Rent-A-Clown
http://www.afnetinc.com/users/owen/
Feed at your own risk, rabies shots not included. [DrCurry, Oct 17 2004]
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Already available with fish. But I don't think anyone's doing tigers yet. |
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Basie: in all fairness to jon3, I don't think trained animals count. Consider the ubiquitous plant maintenance services - jon3 clearly expects the animals to be left on site and fed in situ. |
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// seeing monkeys ..... in a beautiful enclosure in your lobby. // |
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Then they could go up to the boardroom and meet some more monkeys, although not so polite, well trained, intelligent, literate, articulate or numerate. On second thoughs, maybe not monkeys; I quite like monkeys. |
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I don't see why we need special enclosures, to be honest. Let them wander from room to room, but don't let them out of the building. Dogs, monkeys, parrots, sloths, okapi, the lot, just pottering around the office and going where the spirit moves them |
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I am not suggesting that this would be appropriate for large carnivores. |
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Isn't that special - did the rats stay glued to their seats watching their itty bitty TV? |
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I'd be interested to see armadilloes, coons, jackrabbits, and hogs in a car showroom or down the track, so you can see what kind of roadkill pattern your new roadster will generate. |
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Your sales pitch: "Imagine clients coming to your location and seeing monkeys..." |
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That is our greatest fear. |
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I'd only pay to have this done if they promised a Jackalope and/or a Unicorn. Otherwise, the cheap S.O.B. in me would just put up wallpaper of a jungle scene. |
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Boosting morale! Good idea. |
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